Top 11 Reasons to Date a Fencer.
1) We like getting poked.
2) We’re used to activity-related bruises.
3) The thrust is basic knowledge.
4) We can get the grip right.
5) We know all the valid target areas.
6) We like to play with swords.
7) We always use protection.
8) We know how to handle stiff blades.
9) We play with our equipment in public.
10) We’re used to the excitement ending in under 3 minutes.11) We know how to hook up, undress, and score. (thanks to five-centimeterspersecond!)
(Source: itopi-ballano)
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